Gallowglacht
Member
Good god they're beautiful.
*Takes own Bretonnians off shelf*
*Puts Bretonnians in box*
*Tapes Box up. Using entire roll of sellotape*
*Wraps box in aluminum foil using a 30 metre roll*
*Wraps that in another roll of sellotape*
*Encases package in clay*
*Hardens clay in oven*
*Chains clay package to a large rock*
*Carries package to bridge*
*Stands over the support pillar that the current swirls around and drags everything straight down*
*Drops box in current*
*Goes home and claims to have never owned Bretonnians*
*Takes own Bretonnians off shelf*
*Puts Bretonnians in box*
*Tapes Box up. Using entire roll of sellotape*
*Wraps box in aluminum foil using a 30 metre roll*
*Wraps that in another roll of sellotape*
*Encases package in clay*
*Hardens clay in oven*
*Chains clay package to a large rock*
*Carries package to bridge*
*Stands over the support pillar that the current swirls around and drags everything straight down*
*Drops box in current*
*Goes home and claims to have never owned Bretonnians*