whiskey priest
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The good folks a Karak-is-Dim have brought you such classics as The Troll Wanging Trophy and the Amazing Big-Bang Cannon Banging and who can forget the amazing Elf Teasing Finals of last Century but this year the Grand Grudge Master of Karak-is-Dim brings you a Championship that will go down in the annals is the most spectacular event of the last several hundred years or so THE GREAT GIANT SLAYING CHAMPIONSHIPS. The Grudge Master present not one, not two but THREE Giants that will require slaying in the natural arena known across the land as Fatty's Beef Tub. Points will be awarded to the DWARF that wounds the giants the most and his name and efforts will be carved in to the great stone score tablet for ever. For those that fail to avoid the revenge of the big dopey lummox's their personal grudge will be entered into the great book and read out to the audience.
All that you require to enter the great GIANT SLAYING CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD is to be a dwarf and have a grudge. Turn up to the Fatty's Beef Tub during the festival of the Lead and but your name on the list, if your sober enough you will put into the arena when a space becomes available (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
Can't wait to see you there!
No ELVES!
All that you require to enter the great GIANT SLAYING CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD is to be a dwarf and have a grudge. Turn up to the Fatty's Beef Tub during the festival of the Lead and but your name on the list, if your sober enough you will put into the arena when a space becomes available (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
Can't wait to see you there!
No ELVES!